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The Ballad of Fugco and Zac

I love this photo:I wanted to write a dialogue for it, but I couldn't decide on an angle. Is Zac Posen the star knife-thrower at a circus owned by Kanye West, and Coco Rocha his brave assistant? Or is he a magician who's about to stick her in a coffin-sized Louboutin box and saw her in half, only to

04.17.2009 | Uncategorized | steven

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Fugging Spaces

I'm not sure what Trading Spaces' Paige Davis was going for here:I guess she just traded spaces with a hipster cow-herder who's also the Grand Poohbah of a poncho-weaving cult. Is it time to swap back yet?

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Fug or Fab: Michelle Trachtenberg

Here's the thing: I mostly want to fug this dress outright.It's kind of dumpy on her, right? But I also think it's a really bizarre choice for a premiere of a movie -- in which she co-stars -- about a father who wakes up in his teens again and lives it up before (I assume) learning a very important

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Fuglivia Fuglermo

Oh, Tragic P. Jessica and I took to calling Olivia Palermo by that nickname after the delicious 2007 scandale in which she ALLEGEDLY wrote a letter to all the reigning socialite queen bees (who ALLEGEDLY all hated her) and begged them not to love her, apologizing for being a suck-up -- a letter whic

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Fugange

Poor Solange. Does she resent sharing Beyonce's DNA so much that she's obsessed with wearing OTHER faces on her chest? First there was this one back in November, which we first featured during her Fug Madness 2009 run:[Photo: WENN.com]This could, I suppose, just be a crude rendition of Pac-Man and h

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Fugsha Barton

I feel like this outfit is something they would've put in the Mannequin music montage where Kim Cattrall and Andrew McCarthy dance around the department store, miming different scenarios in a series of increasingly stupid costumes. This one would work perfectly for a moment in which they pretend the

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Fuggica Fugson

It's no surprise Jessica Simpson is navigating these stairs with such white-knuckled trepidation.[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]I'm pleased to see that she's not wearing Daisy Dukes all the time, presumably a phase she's out of now that her country career is dead (or mostly dead, but in a way ev

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Fugger Face

During Fug Madness, there was much debate over costumes vs. actual clothes, and how much each one should count toward a celebrity's overall fugliness. (One of the beauties of that tournament -- and I mean this sincerely -- is how it gives us a chance to discuss those issues as if they're as crucial

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