Blow your cool!
The Ballad of Fugco and Zac
Fugging Spaces
Fug or Fab: Michelle Trachtenberg
Fuglivia Fuglermo
Oh, Tragic P. Jessica and I took to calling Olivia Palermo by that nickname after the delicious 2007 scandale in which she ALLEGEDLY wrote a letter to all the reigning socialite queen bees (who ALLEGEDLY all hated her) and begged them not to love her, apologizing for being a suck-up — a letter which MAY [...]
Fugange
Poor Solange. Does she resent sharing Beyonce’s DNA so much that she’s obsessed with wearing OTHER faces on her chest? First there was this one back in November, which we first featured during her Fug Madness 2009 run: [Photo: WENN.com] This could, I suppose, just be a crude rendition of Pac-Man and his life-partner Pac-Dude [...]
Fugsha Barton
I feel like this outfit is something they would’ve put in the Mannequin music montage where Kim Cattrall and Andrew McCarthy dance around the department store, miming different scenarios in a series of increasingly stupid costumes. This one would work perfectly for a moment in which they pretend they’re on a hayride sponsored by M.C. [...]
Fuggica Fugson
It’s no surprise Jessica Simpson is navigating these stairs with such white-knuckled trepidation. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com] I’m pleased to see that she’s not wearing Daisy Dukes all the time, presumably a phase she’s out of now that her country career is dead (or mostly dead, but in a way even Miracle Max can’t cure), but: HEM [...]
Fugger Face
During Fug Madness, there was much debate over costumes vs. actual clothes, and how much each one should count toward a celebrity’s overall fugliness. (One of the beauties of that tournament — and I mean this sincerely — is how it gives us a chance to discuss those issues as if they’re as crucial as [...]